Dick and Bush on Pakistan

The vice-presidential Dick walks into the Oval office. The presidential Bush is watching Bill O'Reilly on TV.

Dick: Hey W, have you heard what Pervez has done in Pakistan?

Bush: Yep. But I'm not sure if we can stop him from overturning democracy.

Dick: Hell! I don't care about democracy. I want to know how we can pull off the same thing.

Bush: Hey, Dick, Great idea!