A trade: Bloomberg for LeBron

Mayor Bloomberg is at it again. Remember his failed attempt to get half the West Side condemned in order to bring the N.J. Nets basketball team here. Remember the fiasco of Bloomberg and the Summer Olympics (2012). Well, as you can see from the above video, he's at it again. With all the serious problems NYC has right now, he spends his time and our money on attempts to get Cleveland's LeBron James here. That used to be called tampering, but for Bloomberg it's business as usual (remember Term Limits).

But actually I think there is a way to get LeBron here: a trade - Bloomberg for LeBron. Cleveland gets Bloomberg (it's their problem what to do with him) and we get LeBron. That way we win twice.